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For Bad Poetry Day: "Slow News Day" and "Better Than Expected Losses" ...Plus Lots, Lots, More
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For Bad Poetry Day in the Newsroom and for Bad Poetry Day in Business and Finance, be sure to treat yourself and your co-workers to a poem about the News Business called "Slow News Day" and a poem about Business called "Better than Expected Losses"
SAN MATEO, Calif. - s4story -- Looking for some great Bad Poems for Bad Poetry Day? Treat yourself to some great "Bad Poems" by Robert Barrows, President of an advertising agency called R.M. Barrows Advertising & Public Relations in San Mateo, California.
In additional to doing advertising and PR, Barrows is also a poet, author, songwriter, painter, sculptor and an inventor. (You can see some more about his work at www.barrows.com)
And, in addition to poems about News and poems about business, Barrows has also written some love poems, a poem about love with an Aerobics Instructor-2-3-4, a poem about Heaven and Hell, a poem about the origin of the universe, a poem about success and money, a poem about manufacturing, a poem about politics, poems about the Coronavirus, a poem about art, and in short, poems about almost every aspect of our lives.
HERE IS THE POEM ABOUT THE NEWS BUSINESS:
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"SLOW NEWS DAY"
Copyright 2017, Robert M. Barrows
I was scanning the wires for news
and I couldn't find nothing...
No killings, no wars, no fires,
no thefts, no car crashes,
not even some liars.
Nothing to write about,
not even bad weather...
I can't believe nothing bad happened today,
Maybe tomorrow will be better?
HERE IS THE POEM ABOUT BUSINESS AND FINANCIAL REPORTING:
"'BETTER THAN EXPECTED LOSSES"
Copyright 2017, Robert M. Barrows
It was a year of negative cash flow
and better than expected losses
but our stock was up thanks to
the installation of all our new bosses
SO...WHERE CAN YOU SEE SOME MORE GREAT POEMS BY ROBERT BARROWS?
Treat yourself to two great books of poetry he wrote called "Crazy Robert's Poems and Potential Song Lyrics" and "Crazy Robert's More Great Poems and Potential Song Lyrics." You can download the books for a dollar each on Amazon.
And you can also treat yourself to some very edgy jokes he wrote in a book called
"Crazy Robert's Joke Book" that you can also download for a dollar on Amazon.
SO, HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE ABOUT FOR BAD POETRY DAY?
Give me a call and let's talk! And just think...if you do a story about some of these great "bad poems" for Bad Poetry Day...You can Help Rescue All these Great Poems from Obscurity!
In additional to doing advertising and PR, Barrows is also a poet, author, songwriter, painter, sculptor and an inventor. (You can see some more about his work at www.barrows.com)
And, in addition to poems about News and poems about business, Barrows has also written some love poems, a poem about love with an Aerobics Instructor-2-3-4, a poem about Heaven and Hell, a poem about the origin of the universe, a poem about success and money, a poem about manufacturing, a poem about politics, poems about the Coronavirus, a poem about art, and in short, poems about almost every aspect of our lives.
HERE IS THE POEM ABOUT THE NEWS BUSINESS:
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"SLOW NEWS DAY"
Copyright 2017, Robert M. Barrows
I was scanning the wires for news
and I couldn't find nothing...
No killings, no wars, no fires,
no thefts, no car crashes,
not even some liars.
Nothing to write about,
not even bad weather...
I can't believe nothing bad happened today,
Maybe tomorrow will be better?
HERE IS THE POEM ABOUT BUSINESS AND FINANCIAL REPORTING:
"'BETTER THAN EXPECTED LOSSES"
Copyright 2017, Robert M. Barrows
It was a year of negative cash flow
and better than expected losses
but our stock was up thanks to
the installation of all our new bosses
SO...WHERE CAN YOU SEE SOME MORE GREAT POEMS BY ROBERT BARROWS?
Treat yourself to two great books of poetry he wrote called "Crazy Robert's Poems and Potential Song Lyrics" and "Crazy Robert's More Great Poems and Potential Song Lyrics." You can download the books for a dollar each on Amazon.
And you can also treat yourself to some very edgy jokes he wrote in a book called
"Crazy Robert's Joke Book" that you can also download for a dollar on Amazon.
SO, HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE ABOUT FOR BAD POETRY DAY?
Give me a call and let's talk! And just think...if you do a story about some of these great "bad poems" for Bad Poetry Day...You can Help Rescue All these Great Poems from Obscurity!
Source: R.M. Barrows, Inc. Advertising & Public Relations
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